What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

Octopussy

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

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Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.